“- Daniel Miller: Can't one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek?
- Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
- Daniel Miller: So he'll drive real slow.
- Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
- Daniel Miller: But never while driving.”
David Paymer - Daniel Miller
Stellina Rusich - Mrs. Miller

“Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonde.”
John Witherspoon - Silas Green

“- Jesse: Want me to drive?
- Randolph: You know how to drive?
- Jesse: No, do you?”
Jason James Richter - Jesse
August Schellenberg - Randolph

“- John Cutter: Chief, I thought all of you ham hogging, country biscuit eating boys knew how to drive? Was it a bunch of bullshit or what?
- Chief Biggs: I haven't had a challenge like that since I was in high school!
- John Cutter: Chief, I didn't know you went to high school?”
Wesley Snipes - John Cutter
Ernie Lively - Chief Biggs

“- Remo Williams: Are you hurt?
- Chiun: No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son.
- Remo Williams: What? What did you call me?
- Chiun: I called you a clumsy oaf! You drive like a monkey in heat!”
Fred Ward - Remo Williams
Joel Grey - Chiun