“- Man Attendant: I'd assume Dr. Loomis would be here. Michael Myers is still his patient.
- Dr. Hoffman: If Loomis read memos he'd be here. Fortunately, his position is more ceremonial than medical. And with Myers gone, my hope is that he'll either transfer, retire, or die.”
David Jensen - Man Attendant
Michael Pataki - Dr. Hoffman

“What would you prescribe for a patient about to die of galloping boredom?”
Myrna Loy - Lady Edwina Esketh

“- Melman: What, you don't have doctors here?
- Stephen: Well not any more.
- Melman: What if you catch a cold or something.
- Additional Giraffe: We go over to the dying holes, and we die.”
David Schwimmer - Melman
Stephen Kearin - Stephen
Harland Williams - Additional Giraffe

“Seeing patients is a waste of time.”
Philip Bosco - Dr. Hofstader

“- Sully: Which one of your fancy doctors advised you to drink, smoke, and screw your brains out?
- Carl Roebuck: Those are unreasonable requests Sully. They wouldn't of made 'em if they didn't know me.
- Sully: If they'd known ya, they wouldn't have fixed ya.”
Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck