- Takashi: I think I've got a frush.
- "Booger": What the fuck's a frush?
- Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A frush.
- "Booger": [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush.
- Takashi: Oh, thank you.

Brian Tochi - Takashi
Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"

“First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But, I'm gonna find out.”
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

“- Miles Connoly: Look, guys, we don't date, we don't travel, we don't have any money. The only thing that we do have is the 2.09 Competition. If we can't even win that, what's the point?
- Cam: We suck.”
Josh Gad - Miles Connoly
Sam Golzari - Cam

“- Annie: Sorry, ladies, read 'em and weep [Annie spreads out a full house. The Older Girls groan].
- Annie: So... that's-it... no other takers?
- Little Kid: You've already tooken everybody...
- Hallie: [A crisp new five dollar bill floats on to the cot] Not everybody.”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
- Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!”
Stephen Lang - Ike Clanton
Val Kilmer - Doc Holliday