“- Annie: She's drunk. She's never had more than one glass of wine in her entire life and she chooses today to show up zonked.
- Chessy: [leading her into an elevator] Just do what the woman says and meet her upstairs.”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy

“That's it, I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to New Mexico.”
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck

“- Jack: There's a tank out there. We need to move.
- Annie: What?”
Owen Wilson - Jack Dwyer
Lake Bell - Annie Dwyer

“There's no need to panic.”

Dennis Haysbert - General Lyons

“They are all out to screw me, the Russians and the Jews!”
Tobey Maguire - Bobby Fisher