“- Ken Cosgrove: How's it going?
- Building 20 Guard: Big night. Switched from tea to coffee. Brought new meaning to my work.”
Ed Beechner - Ken Cosgrove
Bobby Stewart - Building 20 Guard

“Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?”

Meryl Streep - Miranda Priestly

“- Sissy: I brought ya some coffee.
- Bud: Get me a beer.
- Sissy: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work…
- Bud: Just get me a beer!
- Sissy: Yes sir.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“Do you really think the neurological effects of coffee are similar to that of cocaine?”
Chris Eigeman - Des