“They're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.”
Alan Ruck - Stephens

“Families are inevitable, they're like death or taxes.”
Ashton Kutcher - Hank

“Even businessmen, who rob and cheat and steal from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes.”
Jonathan Winters - Lennie Pike

“Old flames are like old tax returns. Put them in the file cabinet for three years, then you cut them loose.”
Josef Sommer - Peter Lassiter

“The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is: a) whatever the IRS says, b) a smartlawyer, c) ten years in prison, d) all of the above?”
Gene Hackman - Avery Tolar