“- Ellie Grimbridge: What was that?
- Daniel Challis: Who cares?”

Stacey Nelkin - Ellie Grimbridge
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“It didn't seem like you came! I mean, usually a guy'll moan or something, you didn't even clear your throat!”
Kate Nelligan - Cora

- Brandi: If we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?
- Brodie: Wait, what's "whoopee"?
- Brandi: You know, being intimate.
- Brodie: What? Like fucking?
Claire Forlani - Brandi
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Jackie Flannery: Hey. I love the noises Irene makes in bed, man.
- Terry Noonan: Me too!”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Jackie Flannery
Sean Penn - Terry Noonan

“Love is 15 seconds of squishing noises.”
Eddie Kaye Thomas - Arnie