I was drivin' down the road the other day and I get pulled over, and the policeman said, "You been drinkin'?" I'm like, "No. Why, is there fat girl in my back seat?" Good lord. "By God, there's two of 'em! I guess I was drinkin'!
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself

“I'm not drinkin' and drivin'! I drank before I drove.”
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“We're driving to Mexico in 10 minutes. Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD.”

Kevin Pollak - Lazlo

“If we're going for a drink, I want to be alive to enjoy it!”

Trevor Howard - Jack Cartwright

“- Mike Hanson: You should stop drinking.
- Girl in Bar: Why? I just got here.
- Mike Hanson: Because you're driving me home.”
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson