“I've had six chauffeurs in two years. You get me drunks, guys who can't understand English, one guy ran over an old lady with me in the car and now this guy's wanted for mail fraud.”
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“- Sincere: Yo, did you not see that fucking red light, man?
- Tommy 'Buns' Bundy: Man, you think I give a fuck about a montherfucking red light? Faggot cops can't touch me. I'm out here smoking weed, speeding, all that, dawg. Fuck that. That's me. Untouchable.”
Nas - Sincere
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy

“- Woody Jason: Pull her up!
- Capt. Jim Gordon: Did you know I used to drive a roller coaster?”

John Carroll - Woody Jason
John Wayne - Capt. Jim Gordon

“- Darren: Just drive towards him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.
- Lizbeth: That's a freaking fact. Least of all us.
- Darren: Will you just drive? He'll get out of our way.
- Lizbeth: That really scared the shit out of him.”

Tony Goldwyn - Darren
Nancy McLoughlin - Lizbeth

I was drivin' down the road the other day and I get pulled over, and the policeman said, "You been drinkin'?" I'm like, "No. Why, is there fat girl in my back seat?" Good lord. "By God, there's two of 'em! I guess I was drinkin'!
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself