“- Sylvie Cooper: So what are you busted for?
- Ivy: I gotta keep a certain grade point average. I'm slipping in biology.”
Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper
Drew Barrymore - Ivy

Now I know that in some of your universities the students say, "No, we don't want literature, not philosophy for us this year. This year we think we will study... mushrooms". Mushrooms? I have news for you. This year, at my school, you will not study mushrooms!

Jean Rochefort - Monsieur Tessier

“Some of you may have had easy lives up until now. Some of you may not. Life this semester won't be easy for any of you. Your grades in your first year of law school can determine your entire future in the law.”
James Earl Jones - Professor Banks

“- Myrna Goldfarb: I happen to have a Master's degree in African-American studies.
- Pierre Delacroix: So you fucked a nigger in college.”
Dina Pearlman - Myrna Goldfarb
Damon Wayans - Pierre Delacroix

“- Sarah Harding: Don't light that! Dinosaurs pick up scents from miles away. We're here to observe and document, not interact.
- Ian Malcolm: Which is a scientific impossibility.”
Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm