“- Murph: Who let the baby into the sixth grade? What's in your bag? Your diapers?
- Junior Healy: No, my lunch, you pin-head.”

Eric Edwards - Murph
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“Man, that Kid would forget his dick if it wasn't screwed on tight.”

Christopher Martin - Play

“- Madame Therese De Farge: Do you know who I am?
- Miss Pross: You might - from your appearance - be the wife of Lucifer.”

Blanche Yurka - Madame Therese De Farge
Edna May Oliver - Miss Pross

“- John Milner: It's the little twerp!
- Carol: Don't little twerp me, John, I've grown.
- John Milner: A little bit.”
Paul Le Mat - John Milner
Mackenzie Phillips - Carol

“Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon