“- Todd: You're a terrible father. You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day.
- Donny: That's what you asked for!
- Todd: You are supposed to say no!”
Andy Samberg - Todd
Adam Sandler - Donny

“- Larry Simpson: Theresa, your father... has he always had a one-track mind?
- Theresa Mazzetti: You know his bark is worse than his bite. He means well.
- Larry Simpson: I guess if I had a daughter as pretty as you are, I'd probably act the same way.”
Mark Harmon - Larry Simpson
Angela Cartwright - Theresa Mazzetti

“- Grandpa Sam: They're still your parents.
- Arthur Kirkland: No. You raised me. You put me through law school. You're a wonderful man, Grandpa. But your son is a shit.”
Lee Strasberg - Grandpa Sam
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland

“- Craig Wadsworth: My father, he gave me some advice, before I joined the regiment.
- Indian Bob: Was it good advice?
- Craig Wadsworth: Yes.
- Indian Bob: Did you follow it?
- Craig Wadsworth: No.”
Chris Noth - Craig Wadsworth
Bob Primeaux - Indian Bob

When I was a boy about half past three, my daddy said "Son, come here to me". He said "Things may come and things may go, but this is one thing you ought to know: Tain't what you do it's the way that you do it".
Robert Sean Leonard - Peter Müller