“Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called in-breeding; from this comes idiot children... and other lawyers.”
David Wayne - Kip Lurie

“I told you how to avoid divorce lawyers. You get married, and you stay married.”
Cedric the Entertainer - Lamar

“A lawyer has a duty to his profession and to himself.”
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“- Ordell Robbie: This you and me talking, is this like a lawyer-client thing, and you can't repeat nothing I tell you?
- Max Cherry: You're not my client until you get busted and I bond you out.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Robert Forster - Max Cherry

“- Jack Lawrence: He was lying to me, but he made me feel good.
- Carrie Lawrence: What do you mean he lied to you?
- Jack Lawrence: Lied right to my face. Big-time lie.
- Carrie Lawrence: How do you know?
- Jack Lawrence: I'm a lawyer. People lie to me all the time.”
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Carrie Lawrence