“- Ann Krausheimer Smith: Eat your soup dear.
- David Smith: There's something wrong with that soup.
- Ann Krausheimer Smith: It's your imagination.
- David Smith: Why doesn't the cat eat the soup?”
Carole Lombard - Ann Krausheimer Smith
Robert Montgomery - David Smith

“Must've been someone he ate.”

Bob Hope - Fearless Hubert Frazier

“- Buzz Kurtis: Every time you open your mouth, what happens?
- Abercrombie: I eat.”
Bud Abbott - Buzz Kurtis
Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“- Mimi-Siku: In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.
- Michael Cromwell: In New York, New York, we eat with forks.”
Sam Huntington - Mimi-Siku
Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell

“- Kurt Bozwell: It's called shark poison, and it's gonna make all your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
- Troy: So sick that I doubt any of them will ever want to eat here again.”

Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Hamilton von Watts - Troy