“She's a real carpenter's dream: flat as a board and needs a screw!”
Karen Fields - Judy

“- Ted Newton: So, can I get you a Coke?
- Janie: Aren't I a little tall for you? I mean, aren't you a little short?
- Ted Newton: Well, height's just temporary. When you wake up in the morning, you're a little taller, right?
- Janie: No. See ya.”
Christopher Castile - Ted Newton
Catherine Reitman - Janie

“I'm afraid if I shared your wine, I might catch this awful disease you appear to have.”

William Richert - Bob Pigeon

“I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a sabertooth tiger. Bitch!”

Mario Joyner - Tom McNeal

“You can flush your manhood down the toilet.”

Rick Zumwalt - Joshua