“Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve. They loving the ladies.”
Dave Chappelle - Disco Cabbie

“- Dave Marshak: We party here.
- Fitz: We party big.
- Ed: We party now.”
Dean Cameron - Dave Marshak
Stuart Fratkin - Fitz Fitzgerald
Patrick Labyorteaux - Ed Young

“If you want to enjoy your party, enjoy your party. Don't keep looking up at me, trying to get a rise out of me. It's unnecessary.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Guy Cipriani: No wedding!
- Connie Cipriani: We got 300 people coming here.
- Guy Cipriani: Good, they come here, they eat, they drink, they sing, they go the fuck home! Sorry!”
Paul Sorvino - Guy Cipriani
Veronica Cartwright - Connie Cipriani

“Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”
Paul Shaffer - Hermes; the Messenger God