“- Chris Kenner: How long did you study?
- Johnny Murata: Since I was four.
- Chris Kenner: Should've started earlier. That would've helped your form.
- Johnny Murata: I was four! There's nothing wrong with my form.”

Dolph Lundgren - Sgt. Chris Kenner
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata

“Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.”
Christopher Lambert - Lou

“I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.”

Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell

“They're Brazillionaires, they have breakfast at 2pm in the afternoon.”
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne

“It's really amazing, you know, no matter how little milk you pour on the bowl, there's always some left at the end, so you have to pour more cereal or slurp the milk like you're some kind of a dog, I won't take it, I'd rather be dead!”

Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows