“- Randy: Where do you work?
- Julie Richman: At my parents' store.
- Randy: What do they sell?
- Julie Richman: Health foods.
- Randy: That's cool.
- Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?”
Nicolas Cage - Randy
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman

“- Young Michael: We can eat hot dogs, or we can eat air. Choose...
- Young Tommy: Air is probably safer, Mike...”
Brad Renfro - Young Michael
Jonathan Tucker - Young Tommy

“I can't eat that, he used his hands. I think it's unsanitary.”

Marti Greenberg - Suzanne

“- Kate: I hope you don't mind; I bought you some organic food. I thought you might want to start eating healthier food.
- Angie: Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie

“Yucky yucky pizza, yucky pizza. Yummy yummy cucumber sandwiches!”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson