“Is there a man in the world who suffers as I do from the gross inadequacies of the human race?”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside

“There is sadness in being a man... but it is a proud thing, too. And out of the suffering and the starvation and the wrong and the right, a new thing has come: a free man.”

Edward Arnold - Daniel Webster

“It's amazing how quickly you recover from misery when someone offers you ice cream.”
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“If I've spent my whole life falling in love with dreams that made my life miserable, then it just goes to follow that a guy I can't stand will make me happy.”
Sheila McCarthy - Sally Pike

“I was miserable until you came to Dellwood. I thought everyone's life was like mine, just doing everything you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it, never questioning anything. Ugh, the only thing I could expect when I grew up was a life like my parents' and then... I met you.”

Alison Pill - Ella