“- Jack Burley: Did you ever hear of Puccini, Norton?
- Blackie Norton: Yeah. Didn't he run a joint down on Dupont Street?”
Jack Holt - Jack Burley
Clark Gable - Blackie Norton

“- Tum Tum: What is this? A Mercedes Benz?
- Colt: It means peace, pizza brain.
- Tum Tum: Peas? I hate peas...”
Chad Power - Tum Tum
Max Elliott Slade - Colt

“- Riker: Our guests have arrived. They're eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.
- Beverly: I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner.
- Troi: Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That's not in there.
- Picard: Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette, something that goes well with chrysanthemums.”
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker
Gates McFadden - Beverly
Marina Sirtis - Troi
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“- Toula Portokalos: Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.
- Aunt Voula: He don't eat no meat?
- Toula Portokalos: No, he doesn't eat meat.
- Aunt Voula: What do you mean he doesn't eat no meat? [the room goes silent]
- Aunt Voula: Oh that's ok, That's ok, I make lamb!”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
Andrea Martin - Aunt Voula

“- Helene the Cook: Tonight, I'm going to make a wonderful vegetarian dinner, okay?
- Madeline: I want chicken Helene.”
Chantal Neuwirth - Helene the Cook
Hatty Jones - Madeline