“Get those corsets laced properly! I can hear you speak without gasping.”

Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

“I walked all the way down that hall with one less piece of female attire... that is, if you consider a wig attire.”
Leslie Jordan - Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram

“Damn girl... I didn't know Nike made dresses.”
Gabrielle Union - Shawnee

“- Merryweather: It looks awful.
- Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather
Verna Felton - Flora

“- Jason Kelly: [shows up in a yellow sweater and plaid slacks] Well, how do I look?
- Dick Kelly: Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention.”
Zac Efron - Jason Kelly
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly