“- Helen: Remember, he said you have nice moves. That means he was looking at your body, which means he thinks you're doable. So basically, he asked you to sleep with him.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh my goodness, this relationship is moving too fast.”
Emmy Laybourne - Helen
Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“- Sid: My feet are sweating.
- Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
- Manny: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
Ray Romano - Manny

“I go over it in my head, and now I know what it was he was seeing. It's really simple. He's seeing my legs. He 's seeing my breasts. My ass. My mouth. He's seeing my cunt... How can I have been so stupid? That's really all there is to see, isn't it?”
Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin

“- Juliet Miller: We're going to dance?
- Alex Law: Well, it's physical contact, isn't it?”
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller
Ewan McGregor - Alex Law

“I shall regret the absence of your keen mind. Unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.”

Gary Cooper - Prof. Bertram Potts