“Where do I start? It's not you. Well actually it is you. Look, I'm just not... I'm not attracted to you anymore. I need space. You kinda... you kinda gross me out. In the beginning it was different. In the beginning, you were better. But then I got to know you real well, and I came to realize... that you're a fat idiot.”
Tim Robbins - Nick Beam

“I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?”

Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson

“Are you blameshifting?!”
Julia Roberts - Samantha Barzel

“If we forgive our fathers, what is left?”
Evan Adams - Thomas Builds-the-Fire

“- Faith Corvatch: Why couldn't we just have arranged marriages in America?
- Kate: Yeah, at least you could spend the rest of your life blaming your parents instead of yourself.”
Marisa Tomei - Faith Corvatch
Bonnie Hunt - Kate