“I've got the two nicest aunts in the world. Of course, you've got the nicest nephew in the world, too.”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience.
- Alvy Singer: Thank you.
- Pam: It's a compliment.”
Shelley Duvall - Pam
Woody Allen - Alwy Singer

“Hey, your mom has a pretty good arm! I ain't seen the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma

“- Stacey: You think my sister is a hoe or somethin'? You think she a fuckin' toy?
- Young Mike: Naw, man I think she’s purdy!”
De'aundre Bonds - Stacey
Sean Nelson - Young Mike

“- Dalton: So, you play pretty good for a blind white boy.
- Cody: Yeah, and I thought you'd be bigger.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton
Jeff Healey - Cody