“- Allen Gamble: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Terry Hoitz: I come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here every night.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“One man's fairy tale is another man's nightmare.”
John Travolta - Woody Stevens

“You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't connect with other people, so you fill your life with stuff. I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.”

Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Gabe: Boy, I'd hate to be your boyfriend! He must go through hell.
- Rain: Well, I'm worth it.”
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth
Juliette Lewis - Rain

- Spencer Tracy: Trouble with Mr. Hughes?
- Katharine Hepburn: There's too much "Howard Hughes" in Howard Hughes. That's the trouble.
Kevin O'Rourke - Spencer Tracy
Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn