“Vehicle of my own design; 5,000 gallons of heated dip, pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. Toon Town will be erased in a matter of minutes.”

Chris Lloyd - Judge Doom

“- Robocop: I must commandeer your vehicle for police use.
- Pimp: What is your problem, sucker? I mean, Officer.”

Robert John Burke - Robocop
Ron Leggett - Pimp

“Goes zero to 400 in three seconds, able to withstand a nuclear blast, armed to the teeth... Okay, that's pretty nice! And it's a hybrid.”

Steve Carrell - Dru

“If the 405 is your morning route, I hope you don't have a history of showing up late to work, 'cause today you're fired.”

Tamala Jones - Laura Leeton

“- Shirlee: I'm returning the car. It came with the job.
- Gordon: Wherever you go you'll need a car.
- Shirlee: Nobody needs a 60 thousand dollar car. Besides, I'm not really a Mercedes, I'm just a plain ol' Pontiac... maybe a Chevy.”
Dolly Parton - Shirlee
Keith MacKechnie - Gordon