“- Josephine Wingfield: Would you like the standard bikini wax?
- Mrs. Hartunian: Oh, no. I'm going to Hawaii with my husband. Better landscape the whole yard.”
Heather Graham - Josephine Wingfield
Dolores Drake - Mrs. Hartunian

“- Mr Neville: Four garments and a ladder do not lead us to a corpse.
- Mrs. Talmann: Mr. Neville, I said nothing about a corpse.”
Anthony Higgins - Mr Neville
Anne-Louise Lambert - Mrs. Talmann

“As far as I'm concerned, a swimsuit body is a body with a swimsuit on it.”
Danielle Macdonald - Willowdean

“It's great that we can all be together. And this Thanksgiving, no yelling, no hysteria, especially with your grandpa not here, although we miss him.”
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood

“- Miss Purdah: Eldona, you know he's not supposed to see you this special day?
- Chris Thorne: Special day? What is it - Halloween?”

Valri Bromfield - Miss Purdah
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne