- Paul Tannek: Dora, you ever consider being in love and leaving out the "madly" part?
- Dora Diamond: Well, what's the fun in that?
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek
Mena Suvari - Dora Diamond

- Abby: Don't fall in love. It's scary.
- Mike Chadway: Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
- Abby: I am not a psycho!
- Mike Chadway: I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was "psycho". Well, you're the definition of neurotic.
Katherine Heigl - Abby
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“I almost wish you were coming with me, not only because I'm grateful for being around you but because I'd get to show Gabby over just what made me go haywire.”

Clark Gable - Chris Hunter

“- Meta Carson: You are an idiot.
- Jeff Bailey: So is he.
- Meta Carson: You think so?
- Jeff Bailey: Why not? He's in love with you.”
Rhonda Fleming - Meta Carson
Robert Mitchum - Jeff Bailey

“I guess a girl's got to lose her head once, just to get it back again for keeps.”
Jean Harlow - Lola Burns