“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
- Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”
Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“It happens to everyone... men, mean. We're lucky... women, I mean... we can fake it if we have to.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady

“There's a science to getting people to trust you. With women, it's all about emotion. Connection. That you feel the emotion as strongly as they do. They've been dreaming about that shit ever since they were little girls.”
Will Smith - Nicky

“- Sethe: You wanna feel something? Feel what it feel like to be a colored woman, roaming the roads, and anything God made liable to jump on you. Feel that!
- Paul D: I know every bit of that, Sethe. I wasn't born yesterday, and I never mistreated a woman in my life.
- Sethe: Well, that makes one of you in this world.”
Oprah Winfrey - Sethe
Danny Glover - Paul D

“- Walter Burns: You've got the brain of a pancake. This isn't just a story you're covering - it's a revolution. This is the greatest yarn in journalism since Livingstone discovered Stanley.
- Hildy Johnson: It's the other way around.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson