“- Llug: Want to breed?
- Madmartigan: Tempting, but no.”

Ron Tarr - Llug
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan

“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
- Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”
Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“It happens to everyone... men, mean. We're lucky... women, I mean... we can fake it if we have to.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I like to dress in women's clothing.
- Georgie Weiss: You're a fruit?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss

“- Walter Burns: You've got the brain of a pancake. This isn't just a story you're covering - it's a revolution. This is the greatest yarn in journalism since Livingstone discovered Stanley.
- Hildy Johnson: It's the other way around.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson