“Crime does not pay.”
Kurtwood Smith - Prison Director Poe

“- Kid: I'm worth $3,000 in four states. Seventy-five offenses and no convictions. My name's Fee but, uh... everyone calls me the Kid.
- Ellen: Congratulations.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Kid
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“- Frank Horrigan: I normally prefer not to get to know the people I'm protecting.
- Lilly Raines: Why's that?
- Frank Horrigan: You never know. You might decide they're not worth taking a bullet for.”
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan
Rene Russo - Lilly Raines

“- Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
- Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Peter Serafinowicz - Pete

“We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark