“No American should find himself in a foreign land without a pistol.”
Sir Ian Holm - Tom Frost

“For a country that doesn't give its citizens the right to bear arms, there have been an unusual number of people getting shot, lately.”
Forest Whitaker - Bernard

- Roy Boy: I want to call the American embassy!
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!”.
Kevin J. O'Connor - Roy Boy
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer

“- Arjen Rudd: Now we do have a seriousdiplomaticsituationhere, which I will be taking up with your state department first thing in the morning.
- Martin Riggs: Whoa, you got me quaking in my boots, but I'm still gonna bring you down.
- Arjen Rudd: My dear officer, you could not even give me a parking ticket! Who is the dickhead now, eh?”
Joss Ackland - Arjen Rudd
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school!”
Carl Lumbly - John Parker