“- Dr. Bronson: I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your boy is very sick. He's lost a massive amount of blood, and his pulse and retinal response are poor, and as you can see there's an axe sticking out of his head.
- Big Chuck: He's not sick, you idiot, he's dead!
- Dr. Bronson: Oh, everybody's a doctor. You think maybe I could make the diagnosis?”
Austin Pendleton - Dr. Bronson
Paul Dooley - Big Chuck

“I'm dying. I know this because my physician has stopped talking about my health and begun discussing the weather.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“Why are you calling an ambulance? She's dead.”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“People die everyday. And for what? For nothing. What do we do? What do you do? You take care of the ones you think you can save.”

Gene Hackman - Dr. Lawrence Myrick

“- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence.
- Dr. Necessiter: Nonsense. If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it.”
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter