“- Ray: Hey, did you teach your students how to make things like this?
- Mr. Mehlor: Have you been in a high school recently? My students taught ME how to make stuff like this.”
Ricky Harris - Ray
Dann Florek - Mr. Mehlor

“Law is the ultimate backstage pass. There are now more students in law schools than lawyers walking the streets.”
Al Pacino - John Milton

“- Pilcher: What do you do when you're not detecting, Agent Starling?
- Clarice Starling: I try to be a student, Dr. Pilcher.
- Pilcher: Ever go out for cheeseburgers and beer? The amusing house wine?
- Clarice Starling: Are you hitting on me, doctor?
- Pilcher: Yes.”
Paul Lazar - Pilcher
Jodie Foster - Clarice Starling

“No such thing as badstudent, only badteacher. Teacher say, student do.”
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team?”
Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson