“- Maureen: Why is she naked? What has that got to do with the plot; her being butt ass naked?
- Phil: I don't know about the plot but I'm gettin a stiffy.”
Jada Pinkett Smith - Maureen
Omar Epps - Phil

“- Homer Simpson: [blundering into a movie's casting session] Hello, can I have change for a dollar? Also, can I have a dollar?
- Comic Book Guy: You. Are. Acceptable!
- Homer Simpson: Great, would you like to see me naked?
- Hollywood Casting Lady: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
- Homer Simpson: What movie?”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson
Hank Azaria - Comic Book Guy

“- Geoffrey Shurlock: Is there any improper suggestion of nudity in this, uh, murder in the shower scene?
- Alfred Hitchcock: She won't be nude, she'll be wearing a shower cap.”
Kurtwood Smith - Geoffrey Shurlock
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock

I was watching 'Game Of Thrones' with my girlfriend and she goes "Oh, it's so unfair: only the women are getting naked." So I whipped out my nuts and she's like "Oh my god, nuts!".
Ike Barinholtz - Daniel Tennant

“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen