- Francie Brady: You can do one bad thing, can't you, Joe? You can do one bad thing. That doesn't mean for the rest of your life everyone's going to say, "He did it! It's him! He did the bad thing!".
- Joe Purcell: No. And even if they did, what we'd say is that we don't care, we're too busy.
Eamonn Owens - Francie Brady
Alan Boyle - Joe Purcell

“A Nazi is a bad person.”
Christopher Plummer - Zev Gutman

“- Dr. Walter Jenning: I am not Jenning anymore! I am now one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe.
- Beverly Switzler: Dark Overlord of the Universe?
- Howard T. Duck: That must be quite a responsibility.”
Jeffrey Jones - Dr. Walter Jenning
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck

“- Veronica Quaife: You're changing Seth. Everything about you is changing. You look bad. You smell bad.
- Seth Brundle: I've never been much of a bather.”
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“What you take into your hands, you take into your heart.”

Jan Rubes - Eli Lapp