“- Mary Jane: You're amazing.
- Spider-Man: Some people don't think so...
- Mary Jane: But you are.
- Spider-Man: Nice to have a fan...”
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson
Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man

“- Adam: Kwantsu Dudes!
- Johnny: Wow, they really must like that word.
- Adam: Yeah, it probably means like... free beer, or something.”

Nicolas Cowan - Adam
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny

“- Dalton: So, you play pretty good for a blind white boy.
- Cody: Yeah, and I thought you'd be bigger.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton
Jeff Healey - Cody

“- Beth: You've got Sterling, and that's a pretty great consolationprize.
- Bob: I know... but... sometimes, even with Sterling, I feel like I want to go for a brand new car.”
Maddie Corman - Beth
Alexis Arquette - Bob

“You are married. You have a daughter. You don't need self-esteem.”

Eileen Heckart - Catherine MacDuggan