“- Joey Popchik: Age before beauty.
- Gloves Malloy: After you.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik

“Why do men have to get better looking when they get older. Remind me to bring it up with the Equal Rights Commission.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren

“You're like a fine wine, you get better with age, and you're gonna make those Russians drunk.”

Jimmie Walker - Boisie

“Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful. ”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!”
Steven Grayhm - Russ - Party Boy