“The Queen is never late, everybody else is simply early.”
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“- Virginia Woolf: Leonard thinks it's the end of civilization: People who are invited at 4 and arrive at 2:30.
- Vanessa Bell: Oh God.
- Virginia Woolf: Barbarians.”
Nicole Kidman - Virginia Woolf
Miranda Richardson - Vanessa Bell

“It's a science experiment! Stop the train just before you hit the switch track up ahead!”
Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

“- Stoney: Kashmere, Rashmere, how many minutes for the burito again?
- Kashmir: 1 minute.
- Rashmere: 2 minutes.
- Kashmere: 1 and 1/2 minute.
- Stoney: Ahh! Make up your mellons, is it 1 or 2?
- Kashmere: 1 and 1/2 minute.”
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown
Gerry Bednob - Kashmir
Erick Avari - Raji

“- Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
- Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
- Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.”

Jason Statham - Turkish
Peter Szakacs - Sausage Charlie