“- Bree: God, my cycle's all out of whack.
- Elizabeth: You don't have cycles!
- Bree: Hormones are hormones. Yours and mine just happen to come in purple little pills.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree
Fionnula Flanagan - Elizabeth

“- Lana: What were you like... before all this? Were you like me, like a... girl girl?
- Brandon: Yeah, like a long time ago... but then I guess I was just like a boy girl, then I was just a jerk.”

Chloë Sevigny - Lana Tisdel
Hilary Swank - Brandon Teena

“- Judy: I'm Jeremy.
- Lila: You're a man?
- Judy: No, no, no, no, no, not really. Not ever. I was born into a man's body but I've always been a woman and well, after the final surgery...
- Lila: I think I need a little drink.”
Peter Outerbridge - Judy
Wendy Crewson - Lila

“- Princess Fiona: It's me... in this body.
- Donkey: Oh my God, you ate the princess!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant! Isn't that cool?”
Toddy Walters - Georgi