“The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- The Great Gonzo: I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets.
- Long John Silver: Talking... parrots?
- Bad Polly: What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what's next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?”
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Tim Curry - Long John Silver
Kevin Clash - Bad Polly

“- Young Elizabeth: I think it'd be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
- Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.”
Lucinda Dryzek - Young Elizabeth
Jack Davenport - Norrington

“- Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
- Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.”
Jack Davenport - Norrington
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

We have been boarded by four armed pirates. You know the drill. We stay hidden no matter what. I don't want any hostages. We stay locked down until help arrives. No one comes out until you hear the non-duress password from me which is "suppertime".
Tom Hanks - Captain Richard Phillips