“It is always the same: women bedeck themselves with jewels and furs, and men with wit and quotations.”
Maurice Chevalier

The new slogan now is "Diamonds: Render her speechless". Why don't they just go ahead and say it? "Diamonds: That'll shut her up... for a minute".

Ron White - Ron White

“Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.”
Albert Finney - Ed Bloom - Senior

“- Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical.
- Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.
- Leila: What's wrong with that?
- Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's not worth thirty K.”
Lori Lively - Leila
Rafer Weigel - Robert

“Diamonds are a girl's best friend.”
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee