“It's the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark! Ew, it's candy!”
Kathy Najimy - Mary

“Figures, hot on the outside, icycle in the middle. Two minutes.”

Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown

- Hercules: So how'd you get stuck with the...
- Meg: Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours".
Tate Donovan - Hercules
Susan Egan - Meg

“You don't understand any kind of people. Maybe that's your problem. You sure don't understand women at all.”

Billie Neal - Bobbie

“The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.”
Dominic Cooper - Howard Stark