“We don't just mediate between warring partners. We also check up the child itself psychologically. How does the child deal with the conflicts? Our advice is always binding. Don't take this the wrong way, but you left them. They didn't leave you. You left for another woman. For now, we see no reason to give you custody.”

Nelly Frijda - Dr. Ellis K.P.R.

“- Nick Parker: What's going on?
- Meredith Blake: Here's what's going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.
- Nick Parker: Them.
- Meredith Blake: Excuse me?
- Nick Parker: T-H-E-M. Them.
- Nick Parker: Get the picture?”
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake

“People always say that you can't choose your parents, but you can't choose your children.”
James Rebhorn - Herbert Greenleaf

“Careful the wish you make, wishes are children. Careful the path they take, wishes come true, not free. Careful the spell you cast, not just on children. Sometimes the spell may last past what you can see, and turn against you. Careful the tale you tell, that is the spell. Children will listen...”
Meryl Streep - Witch

“- Ted Newton: Do you have any kids?
- Brie: We have a career.”
Christopher Castile - Ted
Patricia Heaton - Brie