“We don't just mediate between warring partners. We also check up the child itself psychologically. How does the child deal with the conflicts? Our advice is always binding. Don't take this the wrong way, but you left them. They didn't leave you. You left for another woman. For now, we see no reason to give you custody.”

Nelly Frijda - Dr. Ellis K.P.R.

“- Nick Parker: What's going on?
- Meredith Blake: Here's what's going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.
- Nick Parker: Them.
- Meredith Blake: Excuse me?
- Nick Parker: T-H-E-M. Them.
- Nick Parker: Get the picture?”
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake

“- Willy Wonka: I sure hope no part of him gets left behind.
- Mr. Teavee: What do you mean?
- Willy Wonka: Uh, well... sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?
- Mr. Teavee: What kind of a question is that?
- Willy Wonka: No need to snap, just a question.”
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka
Adam Godley - Mr. Teavee

“People always say that you can't choose your parents, but you can't choose your children.”
James Rebhorn - Herbert Greenleaf

“- Ted Newton: Do you have any kids?
- Brie: We have a career.”
Christopher Castile - Ted
Patricia Heaton - Brie