“Too much weights, not enough speed work.”
Temuera Morrison - Jake Heke

The body knows what fighters don't: how to protect itself. A neck can only twist so far. Twist it just a hair more and the body says: "Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing. Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses". It's called the knockout mechanism.
Morgan Freeman - Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

“I think you dislocated my vagina.”

Wanda Sykes - Ruby

“You were right. A warrior's spirit needs a warrior's body.”

Christoph Waltz - Dr. Dyson Ido

“- Margaret Wade: You know why men are so lousy when it comes to taking care of babies?
- Dennis Mitchell: They have better things to do.
- Margaret Wade: Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
- Dennis Mitchell: No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, shaving, cleaning fish.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell