“- Sweet Sue: Didn't you girls say you went to a conservatory?
- Daphne: Yes. For a whole year.
- Sweet Sue: I thought you said three years.
- Josephine: We got time off, for good behavior.”
Joan Shawlee - Sweet Sue
Jack Lemmon - Daphne
Tony Curtis - Josephine

“- Martin: You'll stay in here 'til you rot! Well, you're free to go!
- Renfield: Why? How?
- Martin: Good behavior.
- Renfield: But I've only been here for a moment.
- Martin: For that moment, you were very good.”
Mark Blankfield - Martin
Peter MacNicol - Renfield

“Benjamin! You nasty youth, your crime has shocked me to the core. Never in my whole career have I encountered this before. Guards! Seize him! Lock him in a cell. Throw the keys into the Nile as well.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

“We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resortprison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison.”
David Herman - Michael Bolton

“- Raphelson: You won't get away with this. I have friends, powerful friends!
- President Sawyer: And I'll make sure every single one of them joins you in prison!”
Richard Jenkins - Raphelson
Jamie Foxx - President Sawyer