“- Thor: There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?
- Max: The one who's playing chess!”

Abraham Benrubi - Thor
Greg Cruttwell - Max

“She may be the smartest animal on the planet, but she's still just an animal.”

Saffron Burrows - Dr. Susan McAlester

“The reason that monkeys eat so many fruits and vegetables is because they're not smart enough to butcher a cow.”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“- Cathy: Looking at you tonight I could not help but remember how things used to be.
- Heathcliff: They used to be better.”
Merle Oberon - Cathy
Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“I'll remember this night for a long time. When things don't seem so good, I'll remember Mr. Gibbons, and Mr. Engle... and you.”

Rita Hayworth - Nina Barona