“Terri likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel.”
Gary Sinise - Commander Kevin Dunne

“- Scott Calvin: Hey, Charlie, you know how to call 911?
- Charlie: Sure, 9-1-1.”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
Eric Lloyd - Charlie

“- Al Percolo: You don't have to yell, this is a different phone.
- Ron Wilson: It has nothing to do with the phone, I just like yelling at you.”
Albert Brooks - Al Percolo
Lane Smith - Ron Wilson

“- Roger Van Zant: What are you doing?
- Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
- Roger Van Zant: I don't understand.
- Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line.”

William Fichtner - Roger Van Zant
Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“Take your phone off now, you're with a human being.”

Lily Tomlin - Janet