“- Kay: We are the best kept secret in the galaxy. We monitor, licence and police all alien activity on the Earth. We're your first, last, and only line of defense. We live in secret, we exist in shadow.
- Jay: And we dress in black.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life.”
Dabney Coleman - Principal Peter Prickly

“- Richie: You guys got a lot of laws, right? Well, let me tell you something. I only got one law. A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid!
- Lincoln: That's a good rule, kid. It'll serve you well in prison one day.
- Richie: Damn straight!”
Matt Dillon - Richie
Mike Osborne - Lincoln

“- Ed: You want me to go tell your pals how well we really know each other? The Lego contests, the Farscape conventions, the costumes?
- Charley Brewster: Please, stop.
- Ed: Or how about that one time you took my Stretch Armstrong so you could tie it around your balls and jerk off for an hour?”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Ed
Anton Yelchin - Charley Brewster

“When a child knows there's a secret, they don't know what it is, but they know it's there, and they know they're being lied to.”
Julia Garner