“It's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way!”

Eddie Izzard - Himself

“This isn't about terrorism, it's about justice. It's about reminding you people of something you find politically convenient to forget.”
Ed Harris - General Francis X. Hummel

“- Zoot: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?
- Floyd Pepper: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.”
Dave Goelz - Zoot
Jerry Nelson - Floyd Pepper

The "voice of the people"? There is no such thing! You've got 240 million voices all yellin' for something different. The only thing you all seem to agree on is you don't want higher taxes. "The voice of the people" my fanny!
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer

“Well, as usual, the Republican comes up with a plan while the Democrat just aimlessly wanders in the woods.”
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer